The Checklist.

So sometimes I have a social life (or some semblance of it.) Sometimes someone will ask me to do something or go somewhere and I have realized that I have an actual checklist that runs through my head determining my response. This checklist determines if I accept, decline or pretend to accept and then ignore your text/call when the time comes for said event to occur. I'm a bitch, sorry. So when I realized I had this RETARDED list, I had to share it with you all. So you could make fun of me.

Do I have to wear pants?

Are vampires involved?

Is Jersey Shore on?

Would my Grandma think I was cool?

Do I get free food?

Will someone be taking pictures of me?

Can my dog come?

Will I need Purell?

Are boys with muddy trucks and baseball hats invited?

Did I leave my flask at my parents?

What's the likelihood that Taylor Hanson will be there? OLD HABITS DIE HARD, YA'LL.


So since it is now fall and it's cold and it will be harder to get me out of hibernation - just some tips on what goes through my head when you want to make some plans. I mean, I may outwardly sigh if not all of these questions are answered in my head to my liking but as long as my Grandma would think I was cool, that's all that realllly matters.